Dream Chronicles # 1

My TV is busted. Instead of sleepless nights in front of the tube, I've resorted to restful evenings of enjoyable dreaming.

I have a fair number of memorable dreams, but only now did I think of recounting them for the imaginative pleasure of anybody who cares to look them over.

[Nap...]
MEAN LITTLE SISTER
Of this dream, I remember trying to drive my mother-in-law home. I'm not not married, and I've yet to meet any mother-in-law-to-be, but bear with me.

I remember opening the door for my mother-in-law. My sister jumped into the driver's seat. Locked the doors. It took my mother-in-law a while before she noticed who was driving.

By then I was on the hood, trying to break into my car through the wind shield. When I realized I was bashing my own wind shield in, my sister was busting through my skylight and other windows. I think she was rubbing my stupidity in my face, trying to piss me off. Then she swerved and threw me off the car.

I remember running after them ~ on all fours. I don't know why, so don't ask.

Then I woke up~

really really pissed at my innocent little sister.

She can be really pissy at times so I don't think that sort of behavior is beyond her in real life. She pinned my head in the door with automatic windows once. EVIL. Hurt like HELL. I don't think I'll be running on all fours anytime soon though.